You may well ask that. Well - one drunken evening (boxing day in the Beehive to be precise). Myself and Don Raws found an empty cockles jar. For some reason - still unknown to me (possibly the previous 10 hours of drinking). The Don suggested we ought to eat cockles in Tockholes. This randomness (and the Dave Gorman experiment) inspired me to begin an international search of my own. Basically - the idea was to see if there were any more such places that rhyme with a food or drink. The target is to find 21 before the end of the year. If you have any suggestions, or indeed, want to participate in this madness, then please do. For a seemingly pointless task, it really is highly addictive once you start - and lends extra purpose to any trip or holiday. Why though you may ask? Well - it allows you to travel, to inventively use your brain and also make a fool of yourself having your photo taken in a random spot eating a random food. The rulesEssentially, the rules are to consume a food or drink which rhymes with the place you're in and photograph it as proof. There are a few guidelines here to make it a little more interesting: 1.The food / drink must be edible (by humans) 2.The food / drink must rhyme with the place (milky way in conway does not rhyme i dont think) 3.The event must be photographed and posted to this page. 4.The food / drink must ideally be consumed in the place, next to a sign as proof (rules can be bent slightly but kudos will be lost.) Latest NewsPhase 5 - The End? We spotted Mars in the night sky in Waddington whilst in the camper van - so the first INTERGALACTIC FTR was added. Meanwhile Andy C pulls another stormer out the hat by partaking in beers@cheers in boston - I doff my cap to that one! Then - onto the finish line. Firstly - keepin it real in ma 'hood with candy floss in bromley cross - and then for the finale, me, the don and the donnettas headed up to Tockholes for a swift ale in the countryside and fortunately the 2nd drinking estab we went to provided some "Quality Cockles in vinegar! The don ate the whole packet btw - he was mad for em. Its fair to say that between us - we breezed the challenge. There are some rumblings of a new challenge though - hold on to yer hats! Phase 4 - On the piste in France Andy C provides yet more international coverage - by snowboarding on the piste to deliver 2 fine FTR's (see below) Phase 3 - FTR Vs India - - 5 not out A successful phase 3 was implemented in India. This proved to be the strongest challenge so far. I now realise the depths I had sunk to after the lengths I went to for the Ultimate Indian Food Tour Romp collectors item - the most popular Indian food next to the most famous feature (Dall@the Taj Mahal) - cheers for that Ed :) Phase 1/2 - Assault on Zone 1 / Snowdonia kick off After a successful tour of Snowdonia - our sites shifted to the concentrated area of the London tube. Phase 2 "assault on zone 1" was a total success. 6 new additions to the list were found and several other quality extras. If you suspect any of these belong in the "Tenuous list" - let us know. |

21.Cockles in Tockholes!!!

20. Candy Floss@Bromley Cross
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19.Beers@Cheers (Boston)

18.Magic Stars in front of the planet Mars

17.Babybel @ Courchevel

16.Unborn Hens @ Le Val Thorens

15.Fruit in Calangute

14.Garlic Naan in Rhajistan

13.Daal at the Taj Mahal

13.Daal at the Taj Mahal

12.Raspberry Jelly in New Delhi

11.Lager in Baga (Indian pronunciation required)

10.Mange Tout @ Waterloo

9.Fruit Pastel at Elephant & Castle

8.Frijj at London Bridge

7.Pork Pie @ The London Eye

6.Famous Grouse @ Mansion House

5.Ginster @ Westminster
Phase 1 - Snowdonia

4. Rowntrees Jelly in Pwllheli

3.Chocolate log in Porthmadog

2.Rolling Rock in Abersoch


Laurent Perrier on the 9th May, Tina's Birthday!! I know I know - very, very tenuous :)

Bottle of Champagne on Richard's plane!

TENUOUS - Tuna in Anjuna (only a partial execution)

TENUOUS - Bottle of (minging) wine on the jubilee line

TENUOUS - KitKat Kube on the London tube?!

TENUOUS - Bottle of wine at no.29

TENUOUS - Pork pie - the size of the London Eye

TENUOUS - Special Brew at Waterloo

The war room

Assault on zone 1!



cockles in tockholes at the pub of purchase